Monday, February 14, 2011

But for the wickedness of me...

 Today is Valentine's Day, but I have no illusions and don't expect a pretty card in the mail from a secret admirer. I have no believe that such a person exists and I would be highly surprised if one came out of the woodworks. I sincerely hope one doesn't, because I wouldn't know what to do with him. He would upset my quiet and sedate life, even if he wished to stay anonymous. I would be afraid that he would feel the urge to make himself known and that would not make me happy. 

But all of you who are receiving Valentine's cards and are happy with them, please enjoy them to the fullest, and all the boxes of chocolates you're going to get with them too. Maybe some of you will get proposed to on this day and it will lead to the happiest day of your life. If so, I congratulate you in advance. The days of romance are all behind me and I've hung my harp in the willows. There are to be no heart shaped boxes for me, although I do love bonbons. 

I don't think that Valentine's Day is the enormous commercialized event in this country that it is in some other countries. That can still happen, of course. These traditions do blow over and cross borders. I'm sure if shopkeepers and department stores see a profit in it, they will make a big promotion out of it in the shortest amount of time. I haven't been downtown and I don't get any advertising in my mailbox, but it's possible that there are all sorts of sales going on there too. It's far from my bed and I'm not completely up to date. The ads on television haven't made me much wiser, but I think it's still relatively small scale here.

So I will not be eating any bonbons, which is a good thing, because I don't need to gain the extra weight and I can never just eat one of them. I wouldn't be satisfied until the whole box was empty and I was sick of them, especially if they were Belgian bonbons. They are not something I would ever buy for myself for that reason. That would be purely decadent and foolish. Maybe I would have them for my last meal, but that's a long way off and I may be over my craving for them by then. It's possible that when I'm an old lady, I will only like rusk toast with strawberry jam. 

All this talk about bonbons is making me hungry and I'm going to have to look in the refrigerator to see what there is to eat. I've just eaten the last spoonful of peanut butter and the Nutella is all gone. I'll have to eat something healthy, although I think peanut butter is in small doses. There's lots of protein in it. 

Have a happy Valentine's Day!



David L Macaulay said...

Always good to catch up with your interesting posts, Nora. Valentine's is a bit too sickly, sweet in the US for my liking.

Wisewebwoman said...

Wasn't this the poor fellow who died in a bath of blood?
I don't believe in these over the top commercial consumer as idiot days. I dictate my own and send out cards at any time just for the hell of it. I must see if I kept your address somewhere and will send you one of my new cards that you will LOVE.

Bernie said...

Happy Valentine's Day my friend, I have always gone by the rule if no one loved me then I had to love myself and if I wanted flowers or chocolate I would get it. Be kind to yourself yourself!

Gail said...

I do not honor the holiday. I much prefer to receive a love offering on the spur of the moment and because someone thought of me rather than because it's supposed to be the day to do it.

Happy Day every day this week!

Twain12 said...

i don't make a big deal either, have a good day my friend ♥

Bev said...

I agree with Bernie - go treat yourself!